A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey - Tom Paolangeli

A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey

By Tom Paolangeli

  • Release Date: 2012-05-03
  • Genre: Humor
Score: 3.5
From 302 Ratings


From the Introduction: Okay, first of all, if you’re looking for the book “Fifty Shades of Grey” by E.L. James, this ain’t it. Sorry about that, dang those stupid search engines, now go and try again. Second, what you’re reading here is just for guys. If you’re a woman, please stop reading right now and go back to the real book. There’s nothing here to interest you. Are they gone? Good. Okay guys, now pay attention. This is important. You may be here because your girlfriend or wife was excited about the previously mentioned book. Perhaps she even wanted you to read it. She probably said it would spice up your sex life, and what guy wouldn’t be in favor of that? Trust me - you do not want to read the book. It was written by a woman, for women. Most guys will find it dull, stupid, tiresome and waaaay too long. The ratio of tedious inner female monologue to sex scenes is about fifty shades of boring to one. However, here’s the rub: You do need to know something about it. Why? Because your odds of having hot sex with your sweetie will go up exponentially if you do. For some reason, a lot of women absolutely love this book. It gets them all hot and bothered, in a good way. You’ve probably heard that it’s been called “mommy porn,” and you’re like, “okay, porn is good, what’s not to like about that?” But guess what? There are no pictures! Seriously, you’ll see more skin in a Sears’ ad than this book. But hold on cowboy, you’re in luck. I’ve done all the hard work for you. I’ve plodded through the mind numbing boring stuff (and believe me, there’s whole lot of it.) I’ll give you the plot summary, highlight the sex scenes, and more importantly, teach you the things guys need to learn from this book. Just look for my tips throughout. You can thank me now or later. Consider it my gift to mankind, emphasis on the “man.” Ready? Set. Go!


  • A guy's secret guide to 50 shades of grey

    By KP73837
    It was funny...I was a little disappointed that he didn't mention the smirking...no one says anything in this book, they all just smirk. I appreciated the fact that someone was tortured by the awful repetitive writing. Unfortunately for me, I suffered through all three.
  • Don't waste your $2.99!

    By Ronald Lovell
    Or your time either.
  • Man version of 50 Shades of Grey

    By Rustnut
    He summed it up pretty good. I was curious as to why my wife was glued to that book, now I still don't know. I can't rate this book a perfect 10 cause it is too boring. But I don't blame the Arthur. I doubt there is anyway possible to make it interesting. But it is important for every man to read, if they have crazy wife's who read boring, lame porn books. Very helpful book.
  • Funny as hell

    By Reeciedog
    As a young married female who was enthralled with the 50 Shades fantasy, I am actually appreciative for this guide. Tom pulled me back down to Earth, laughing all the way. Great book, thanks!
  • Stupid!!

    By IpadJD
    What is the sense of downloading the sample when the description says more??? This totally looks like a guy or gal who is trying to rip off dumb men.
  • Not enough detail on the Sex Scenes

    By PistonBone
    I appreciate that the author agonized reading the entire book. But the only information I got from this book was the sarcastic narration of the plot. A few Cheesey quotes were thrown in of the main female character's inner dialog. Yada yada yada, blah blah blah, was all I got out of this narrative "book". A 13 year old boy could have told me that! It has 107 "pages". Very short and Not worth the money I paid. I wanted, and didn't get, ANY of the Juicy Parts of the book that would interest me!
  • Fair

    By netoguima
    The description caught my attention, i like it overall just think it could be more detailed so we can pretend we read the actual book.
  • Stupid

    By Lacoab99
    The book first of all is only a few pages... Sample gets you wanting more but than you get it and its only a few more pages! Plus it's just a guy talking crap bout what he don't know... Figures, waste of my money!
  • Laughing

    By nurseishee
    I laughed the whole time and my inner goddess was laughing too!
  • Quite a funny book

    By Thai fan
    This book is not just for men. Women will enjoy reading it too, and I enjoyed the Fifty shades of grey books. Lots of laughs to be had here. Wish there was a review of the other 2 books as well.