Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang - Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

By Chelsea Handler

  • Release Date: 2010-04-01
  • Genre: Humor
Score: 4
4
From 1,960 Ratings

Description

WHAT . . . A RIOT!

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good!

CHELSEA HANDLER ON...

Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."

Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."

Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."

Reviews

  • Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

    5
    By Frequent Pizza
    Completely hysterical. Rarely do I have the opportunity to relax and read a book for pleasure. I laughed out loud countless times while reading this. It was a good choice for my precious few leisure hours.
  • Fun

    3
    By Southernchick2u
    So nice to see someone in Hollywood have an awesome sense of humor.
  • Just buy the book already!

    5
    By TyygerStyle
    From beginning to end, absolutely laugh-out-loud HILARIOUS!
  • Past books were better

    3
    By Jen the nurse
    I was mostly disappointed in the book. Wasn't as funny as past books and the stories seem too far fetched. Also, I saw Chelsea's standup act in Portland last June and it was ridiculously disappointing. I fell in love with her on Girls Behaving Badly so I'm bummed she's not that funny these days.
  • LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!!

    5
    By Kappa Cat
    Please do NOT waste anymore time--READ THIS BOOK! I absolutely adore Chelsea Handler! She is by far one of the funniest people out there! She truly needs a reality TV show--I can't imagine how hilarious she is in person! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE her and this book!
  • Laugh out loud

    5
    By memel
    If you need something light hearted definitely read this book! I was hysterically laughing throughout the entire book, especially in the chapter about Chelsea's fathers Martha Vineyard's home whom he rents out.
  • Bang bang

    2
    By JBeelke
    For the money I wish it didn't have misspelled words in it. Typing too fast as to churn them out perhaps? It's a quick read. Chelsea is hilarious. Not worth $12.99 though. Barely 250 pages with moderate sized print, 99 on the smallest font.
  • Insanely funny!

    5
    By xmissiletrapx
    I couldnt believe the first chapter, but omg hilarious!
  • Another winner

    5
    By JOSHUA GOODYEAR
    I've read 2 Chelsea Handler books in the last 2 wks. One of the few authors that makes me literally laugh out loud. Can't wait to start the next...
  • Chelsea's Relentless!

    5
    By Deb the Avid Reader
    Lots of laughs and further proof of that lewd, crude humor that keeps us watching and reading! Thanks Chelsea!